I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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