I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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