Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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