Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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