and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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