Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize