pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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