Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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