just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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