? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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