no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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