Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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