Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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