Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Randomize
