Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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