Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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