How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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