I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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