Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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