Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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