If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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