You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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