some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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