I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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