Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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