A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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