kristin has been a bad kristin
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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