new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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