Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think my moral compass just broke
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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