Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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