My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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