he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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