Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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