my sisters under your porch take her home
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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