: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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