i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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