would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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