How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Enjoy the penises
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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