hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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