North Korea, Best Korea!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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