god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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