I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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