The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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