its not stalking. its research.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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