We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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