But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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