Can Purell be used as lube?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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