i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I deserve this hangover.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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