I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
