So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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