We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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