Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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