Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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