I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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