He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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