Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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