I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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