He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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